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All songs  /  David Alan Graham

Calling In Sick

G major99 BPM4/44:14Country Heartmedium confidence
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Verse 1

Alarm at six, I let it ring
You rolled over and that settled everything
Practiced a cough, perfected the wheeze
One-take wonder — an absolute breeze

Pre-Chorus

Coffee goin' cold, phone lit up like a tree
Whole office wonderin' what's become of me
You over the paycheck, you over the call
You over every reason to show up at all

Chorus

I'm callin' in sick — got it bad, got it strong
Been runnin' this fever all weekend long
Told the boss it's that bug goin' 'round
(Somethin's goin' 'round, all right) — and it ain't slowin' down
Symptoms include your smile, your kiss
Ain't a shot in the world gonna fix me of this
Keep your chicken soup, knock on wood
I'm callin' in sick — and I never felt so good

Verse 2

I gave the boss my Sunday-best croak
Coughed one time and the poor man broke
"Push them fluids, boy, get plenty of rest"
Cooler's full of fluids — doin' my best

Pre-Chorus

Coffee goin' cold, phone lit up like a tree
Whole office wonderin' what's become of me
You over the paycheck, you over the call
You over every reason to show up at all

Chorus

I'm callin' in sick — got it bad, got it strong
Been runnin' this fever all weekend long
Told the boss it's that bug goin' 'round
(Somethin's goin' 'round, all right) — and it ain't slowin' down
Symptoms include your smile, your kiss
Ain't a shot in the world gonna fix me of this
Keep your chicken soup, knock on wood
I'm callin' in sick — and I never felt so good

Bridge

If anybody asks, it's highly contagious
Could be a week — man, it's outrageous
Write my doctor's note, sign it in red
"Patient's condition: better off in bed"
Prognosis? Well, it don't look fine —
I might not recover till Tuesday at nine

Final Chorus

I'm callin' in sick (callin' in sick!) — got it bad, got it strong
Been runnin' this fever all weekend long (all weekend long!)
Told the boss it's that bug goin' 'round
(Somethin's goin' 'round, all right) — and it ain't slowin' down
Symptoms include your smile, your kiss
Ain't a shot in the world gonna fix me of this
Keep your chicken soup, knock on wood
I'm callin' in sick — and I never felt so good

Outro

Callin' in sick (so sick)
Callin' in sick (so sick)
Worst case of lovesick this town ever saw
Callin' in sick...
Yeah, I called it in for you

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Intro  D

Verse 1

Alarm at six, I let it ring

You rolled over and that settled everything

Practiced a cough, perfected the wheeze

One-take wonder Gan absolute breeze

Pre-Chorus

DCoffee goin' cold, phone lit up like a tree

Whole office wonderin' Bmwhat's become of me

You Gover the paycheck, Dyou over the call

You Amover every reason Bmto show up at all

Chorus

I'm Dcallin' in sick got it bad, got it strong

Been Amrunnin' this Bmfever all weekend long

Told the boss it's Dthat bug goin' 'round

(Somethin's goin' 'round, all right) and it ain't slowin' down

Symptoms include your smile, your kiss

Ain't a shot in Gthe world gonna fix me of this

Keep your chicken Dsoup, knock on wood

I'm callin' in sick and I never Gfelt so good

Verse 2

DI gave the boss my Sunday-best croak

Coughed one time and the poor man broke

"Push them fluids, boy, Amget plenty of rest"

Cooler's Bmfull of fluids Gdoin' my best

Pre-Chorus

Coffee Dgoin' cold, phone Amlit up like a tree

Whole Bmoffice wonderin' what's Gbecome of me

You Dover the paycheck, you over the call

You Bmover every reason Dto show up at all

Chorus

I'm callin' in sick got it Ambad, got it strong

Been Drunnin' this fever all weekend long

Told the boss it's that bug goin' 'round

(Somethin's goin' C'round, all right) and it ain't slowin' down

Symptoms Dinclude your smile, your kiss

Ain't a shot in the world gonna fix me of this

Keep your chicken soup, knock on wood

I'm callin' in sick and I never felt so good

Bridge

If anybody asks, it's highly contagious

Could be a week man, Cit's outrageous

Write my doctor's note, sign it in red

"Patient's condition: better off in bed"

Prognosis? GWell, it don't look fine Bm

I might not recover till Tuesday at nine

Final Chorus

I'm callin' in sick (callin' in Dsick!) got it bad, got it strong

Been runnin' this fever all Gweekend long (all weekend long!)

Told the boss it's that bug Dgoin' 'round

(Somethin's goin' 'round, all right) Gand it ain't slowin' down

Symptoms include your smile, Dyour kiss

Ain't Ama shot in the world gonna fix Dme of this

Keep your chicken soup, knock on wood

I'm callin' in sick and I never felt so good

Outro

Callin' in sick (so sick)

Callin' in sick (so sick)

Worst case of lovesick this town ever saw

Callin' in sick...

Yeah, I called it in for you

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